kay, listen: I’ve waxed philosophical (or maybe just semi-coherent) on the signet ring before, so if you’re sick and tired of hearing my spiel, you can show yourself out real quick. It seems to me, though, there are still a few lingering questions on the topic, so—like a conquering MJ returning to the NBA in ’95—I’m back to clarify a few minor details (and fuck shit up in the process). Yes, you should still invest in a signet ring. And no, the window of opportunity hasn’t closed. Far from it, in fact.
But, you might be asking yourself, where should I even buy one of said “signet rings?” I, unlike you, have a real job that doesn’t involve shopping for rings all day and wouldn’t know the first place to look. Well, you’re in luck yet again, bucko, because your boy is back to bless you with some extra-spicy knowledge on the subject culled from extensive market research on the matter. And I have it on good authority that your search should begin and end with Miansai’s various expert-level options, even if you’re new to the ring game.
Still not convinced a signet ring is right for you? Allow me to present my case. So get in, loser. We’re going online shopping.